HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN:

Compliment her,

Cuddle her,

Kiss her,

Caress her,

Love her,

Stroke her,

Teaseher,

Comfort her,

Protect her,

Hug her,

Hold her,

Spend money on her,

Wine & dine her,

Buy things for her,

Listen to her,

Care for her,

Stand by her,

Support her,

Go to the ends of the earth for her....

 

HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN:

Show up naked.

Bring beer