HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN:
Compliment her,
Cuddle her,
Kiss her,
Caress her,
Love her,
Stroke her,
Teaseher,
Comfort her,
Protect her,
Hug her,
Hold her,
Spend money on her,
Wine & dine her,
Buy things for her,
Listen to her,
Care for her,
Stand by her,
Support her,
Go to the ends of the earth for her....
HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN:
Show up naked.
Bring beer