This page is dedicated to the best of the real and (mostly) apocryphal stories that I've picked up over the years.

Stories One-liners Misc
Duck hunt PC support Computer use Microsoft cars
Rats Viruses Aircraft maintenance reports Translations
Telephone systems Prison Life Newspaper headlines
Criminals Naval driving Grammar rules
Wife 1.0 Windows source code Quiz show answers
Letters to the council Lucky frog Rules guys wished gals knew
Irish landing Dilbert quotes contest Reasons to be a bloke Uncanny
Genie Jokes compilation combat
Valentine Museum artifacts Military appraisals
Gates's cream pie Quotes
100 new Commandments
Murphey again
Holmes & Watson go camping How to impress HIS & HERS ATM machines
Comprehending engineers Management theory <
Useless Facts
More quotes
If I become an evil overlord Newspaper cuttings